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Posted by jon
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May 10, 2014 03:06 PM |
Quite the night as the end of the inaugural season of PIT dodgeball ended with a bang.
COED:
Ninja Kill had their ninja skills incapacitated as the Dodgebrawlers broke their spirit and rotator cuffs and took the semi-final in coed. That set up the COED final against the league top seed 'A Couple of Kids'. The Kids went a remarkable 11-1, losing their only game on their first night of the season to the Dodgebrawlers. Since that time the Kids went 11-0 and dominated the league on the strength of league MVP Chris Kluz. Chris led the league in points with 52 and kills with a remarkable 129! Not to be outdone Joshua Drews of the Kids led the league in Points Per Game with 4.8! This stacked team had the skill, the momentum, and not to mention handed the Dodgebrawlers their only two losses on the season.
After the Ninja's were felled, the Dodgebrawlers came with a game plan to try to stem the Kids onslaught...and failed miserably to execute it for the first two games dropping 0-2 quickly. It looked like the Kids were going to win in a landslide but the light bulb went on for the Brawlers after the team remembered they had a game plan. The Dodgebrawlers fought back to make it 3-3 and send the game to overtime. The Dodgebrawlers record looked quite good finishing second in the league but they regularly played in overtime which meant their record could have been very different. That fortitude (read luck) didn't end championship night as the Kids were called for a rule violation 5 seconds into overtime which handed the Dodgebrawlers victory. However, the game shouldn't end on a technicality and the teams decided in the spirit of the game that they should share in the win as a testament to the great season both teams had. So your winner of the first ever Dodgeball championship is a "A Couple of DodgeBrawlers!" Both teams took home championship shirts and will have their names engraved on the first dodgeball trophy! A fitting end to the season.
REC:
The Backyard Porn Stars take the first ever championship 10-5 over Zach's Magical Ponies. The Backyard Porn Stars had their own superstar in Brendan Dilk-Sobkowich who led in three separate statistical categories (Points-67, Catches-23, and kills-109!). He was able to fell the Blue Man Group, Batman, Robin, Hot Dog Guy, The Canuck Green Guy and the rest of the greatest Dodgeball team in history that is the Ponies. The Porn Sarts got up early and were able to trade victories at the end to hold off our resident team of superheros. Despite the loss the Ponies will eventually be enshrined in the Dodgeball hall of fame and they were a pleasure to play against. But on this night the Porn stars brought out their best porn staches and overwhelmed the Ponies with both their stamina and girth in an hour long marathon session of championship calibre...dodgeball.
Here is hoping that all teams will be back for the Fall season of Dodgeball! Scott will be posting more information and pictures from the championship finals will be up shortly.
The PIT Dodgeball Crew
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